1. I don’t respond to your attempts for attention.
  2. I’m HAPPY for you when someone else starts liking you.
  3. It doesn’t phase me when you don’t call/msg/reply.
  4. I don’t always respond to msgs, and if I do, it’s lagged.
  5. I tell you that I’m not into you LOL obvs.
  6. Act like a little bitch, buddy you’re cut.
  7. I recommend OTHER girls for you.
  8. I talk about OTHER boys.
  9. I don’t get giddy/nervous around you.
  10. I don’t joke/play around with you.
  11. I don’t “light up” when I see you (trust me, when I like someone, I become the fucking sun LOL)

Damn. Did NOT realize how much this challenge exposes me waahh.